Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Spam of the Week


Here are my favorite Spam messages this week:

"Wanna larger, fuller, firmer breasts?"

Yes, please. Who wouldn't?

And:

"watching calisthenics from the grandstand. Reshaping magnified, each risen flakeAway, my songs,must we go. Some stubborn sprouts up through the stubble hay, or by the loud hand of painting, always puts."

If you say so.

7 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

Just disturbing the sort of messages you get in spam these days.

Wyatt Earp said...

I think Grimjack also wants fuller, firmer, bigger breasts.

He wants you to have them, too. HA!

RT said...

I don't need fuller or larger.

How come your spam is about breasts and mine is about larger penises?

Mrs Grim said...

I get plenty of penis spam, too. The breast spam is more unusual. Then I get all the pharmaceutical spam as well. Why do they call it Spam anyway? Hm, I think that might be a good Blog topic.

RT said...

Yeah, we could come up with new names for the spamage.

Loving Annie said...

I just want my nipples to resemble headlights instead of collapsing dirgibles....

barista grazioso said...

loving annie - that was so funny!

I don't need larger, but this whole gravity thing really ticks me off.