Saturday, October 20, 2007

Confucious say....

We had Chinese take-out tonight for dinner. Here is what our fortune cookies had to say. We always add 'in bed' at the end of each, just for fun. Grimjack's were much better for that, this round.


You would make a good lawyer (in bed).

Share your joys and sorrows with your family (in bed).

Your life will be happy and peaceful (in bed).

Your business will assume vast proportions (in bed). (If by 'my business' Confucious meant my butt, I agree)


God will give you everything that you want (in bed).

You are tasting the sweets of success (in bed).

The funniest fortune I ever got said 'You like Chinese Food'. I swear that's what it said, I saved it.


grimjack said...

Still better then getting one that says "That wasn't chicken"

Loving Annie said...

Good Sunday evening to you, Mrs. Grim !
The cookies crack me up ! How was the rest of the meal ? Seet and sour chicken - mhmmmmm, hot and sour soup, even better !

USA_Admiral said...

That was one of the best ideas I have heard of. Adding in bed to your fortunes makes them outrageous.

It gave me a laugh when I though of some of the ones we have had.